the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so let's talk penis.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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