Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
