you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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