Christians are straight up FREAKS
i need an iv and a liver transplant
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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