If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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