and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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