super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
so let's talk penis.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
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