Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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