sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
its liver damage thursday
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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