playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening