their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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