Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
