Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
there was a trapeze. enough said
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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