I'm gonna have a badass scar
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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