Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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