I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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