i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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