i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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