Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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