I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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