Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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