He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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