Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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