Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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