Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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