I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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