my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
how does that bad decision feel?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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