I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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