is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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