You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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