Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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