Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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