I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Barsexuality is the new black.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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