I look better un-naked...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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