he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
