do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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