I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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