normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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