Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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