Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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