Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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