dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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