At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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