I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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