Just fell off a train. Bad.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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