he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
