If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
This baby is an asshole
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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