Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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