chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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