is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
