I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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