You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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