Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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