Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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