This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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