But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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