I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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